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Employee: boss, I want to take a day off today
Boss: you want to take a day off
Boss: you are asking what? There are 365 days in a year for 52 weeks. You have 2 days off per week, a total of 104 days, there are 261 days work.
Boss: you 16 hours a day at work, take 174 days, there are 87 days.
Boss: every day you spend at least 30 minutes time online, add up to 23 days per year, 64 days left.
Boss: there are 64 days; lunch time you spend 1 hours a day, and spent 46 days, and 18 days.
Boss: you usually ask for 2 days' sick leave each year, so you work only 16 days
Boss: there are 5 holiday, the company will not work, you work only 11 days
The staff: ... ... ... ... ... ...
Boss: every year, the company also generously give you 10 days holiday, Suanxia Lai you work 1 days
The boss: and you 're going to take that day off
I asked leave next week, but the Hainan poor project double. Originally, I was booked today's ticket home, but, Manager seems to not give up, want to call me cancel leave working for him. Then, yesterday, EIC and I will leave the following dialogue:
EIC: Lily ah, your next holiday?
Lily: Yeah, yeah, tomorrow I can go back?
( heart began to panic, don't let me go! However, the most terrifying words were said EIC out )
EIC: can you cancel leave? We also fast report, need help oh.
Lily: boss, I beg you to let me leave, I after booking were full, has been ranked by April of next year, basically do not repair a fake!
Start ( heart determined, must leave, never compromise! )
EIC: you to seven at the end is my booking, or you put the leave delay, a few weeks and then leave!
Lily: ah, my birthday next week, so we have a vacation.
EIC: Oh? Happy birthday to you? Days of the week?
EIC: Oh, that you go back again on Monday, Wednesday?
( I fainted! )
Lily: ah? I booked a trip to travel! Cannot cancel!
EIC: travel? Should not far? In two or three days? Either you trips back?
Lily: ah? Not ah, travel up to at least 3, 4 days, possibly will go somewhere else, not so early end!
EIC: is that so? It seems nothing to do, that you do not go, to Monday night, sit the last plane to go back.
( Haikou Shanghai night flying the last flight is 21 : 55, to Shanghai Pudong airport to 12: 30, from airport to home, at least until 1: 30, khan! )
Lily: Oh, then I call changed. But we are the China Southern Airlines ticket, Meilan Airport Airlines and China Eastern Airlines ticket office there, to be no way to change our.
( call sign ... Can't really change our, ha ha, secretly pleased, hee hee! Report to EIC )
EIC: that's no way, you change the southern final claone!
China Southern Airlines ( last clais at 16: 10, although Shanghai is not early, but not in the dead of night! )
Finally, I change over ticket, ready to go home tomorrow. Heart is still a little unsettling Ann! However, who also don't stop me! If you don't let me go home tomorrow, I want to flat!!